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McBagel : tasty according to the minga!

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So I got a McBagel with philly cheese 2day, I had to spread it cos maccy d's are cheap, I got on a train to Charing Cross and a fat fuck of a woman was sitting adjacent to me and licking her lips, staring at the bagel. I felt well awkward!


Arriva Buses = FUCKING SHIT!

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So as usual on a Friday I was waiting for the 42 to College which is meant to arrive at 0900. At around 0915 it eventually turned up. Bought the tickets. The driver then waited for around 5mins, said the bus is still broken so he went around the back to fiddle with something in the engine. Came back, made a call in his cabin, then came out and apologised saying the bus is having to be taken out of service and he has to return to the depot. He said our tickets would be valid on the 44 at 0942. So we had to wait 20 mins, and would be late for college. When we left the bus he said "Typical Bloody Arriva!"

After 20 cold minutes, the 44 did come and at Plaistow we thought it had broken again as he stopped for a couple of minutes! That would have been typical!

When we left that bus the driver said "Blame it all on Arriva!"

LOL obviously they all hate arriva!

Then the bus collapsed and caught on fire when fireman BOBO saved the day and got given his job back, but he did "have to ask the company first"!

ROFLMFAO


Maggots Jerk It Out Dance!

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So I started singing Jerk It Out and Maggot started having fun and dancing to Jerk It Out! WTF ROFLMFAO! Its his entrance music!


McLOLBurger!

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So we were bored and I started saying what burger we all were:

Emma: Mc Cheeseburger
Matt: Chicken Mc Nuggets
Ollie: McRib Burger
Me: Big Tasty!
Radar: McChicken Sandwich

Then Matt says that he has extra mayonaise added!
YUK, ROFLMFAO!


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Chav nOOb on the train

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So me and Matt got the train back from Guildford and at Farncombe, this right fat chav twat got on the train and was playing South Parks "shut your fucking face, uncle fucker" thinking he was bare funny. Frankly he was a bare twat!


LOL! Windoe

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So me and Matt hear two chicks out of the window, and then I yell "Hello Sexy" then they peg it to the house where a party was going on! LOL! bare funny, now were watching wwe Backlash!


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