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Welcome aboard the Chav Express!!

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So I'm round Matts again and were getting the train to Guildford. There were loads of Chavs at the station, including cloud hair man whose hair was so funny, woman next to us even laughed! We got on the train and everywhere we looked there were chavs! Effing hell! This is like my Dayz in Sauf EEst Lundon init!


Last Day Bobo

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So I'm waiting to get the last bus of this term at college, it has to only be one driver to take me home BOBO! So he was there and he got the ticket stuck in the punch machine! Lol he was struggling well bad.

Ollie told me when Maggot and him got the bus earlier, Faggot asked him why he was late BOBO said "Traffic, Roadworks, Any other excuses?!" Faggot is such a wanker sometimes.


Mazda Update 3

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What a knob, calling me and Graham gay, cos we were listening to his song 'CHOON' according to him, Bhangra Nights by Husan, cos we don't know what it sez, he prolly doesnt ever. Batty:

Graham Sez: "mazda is a jackass, he and his ho should fuck off to afganistan! fucking fuckers bollocks to miller as well, jack off!



Oh mah gawd, as JR would say. me and my 'DUDE' Graham are going to see Celebrity Wrestling. We are going on Wednesday 23rd February to see the filming of Celebrity Wrestling. Its gonna be sooo cool!


WWE - OH MAH GAWD

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Cmon, WWE at the Excel Centre London. Me and Sting gonna be there laying some Smackdown on Torrie Wilson! Yeah Baby!!
22nd April 2005, Tickets £50, £35 and £20. Were hopefully gonna get £50. Fingers crossed!



Lol BLACOW

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So were in PTC and I decide to take a picture of our really repulsive teacher - Dearest Blacow! She is sooo ugly. So I take a picture, show it to Matt, and he falls about laughing! She tells us off for it.

Then I decide to send it to Monty via Bluetooth. He gets it and they start laughing, but she thinks there laughing with her as she tryed to tell a joke.

I decide to send another 1 to Monty, who accepted it, but as it came up with sent on my phone, Blacow conviscates it, so I'm laughing again as I think she could see it!

Oh Blacow!


The Bus - sccccrrrraaaapeee!

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So Ollie and I got the 44 bus to Godalming, and we were approaching Hascombe, when all of a sudden we came to a complete stop. We were stuck side by side to a recovery truck.

We got our phones out and started videoing it. i think if Bobo had been our driver I would have killed myself laughing! It took about 15 mins to pass, but when it did finally pass, we heard a huge scrape!

We stopped a bit futher up and the driver said "You can't get much closer than that, this is paint" referring to the paint chipping in his hand! All of the old biddys laughed. So another story of the Arriva Bus company, I think I should make a book


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