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OH MAH GAWD, CELEBRITY WRESTLING WAS SOOOO COOL!

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So Graham was a fag and didn't go on Wednesday, so I got some tickets for Saturday's final show of the series Celebrity Wrestling. I ended up going with Sam and Matt.

So here we all were, on the train, going to London. Me and Matt were just sitting (in First Class, cos there were no seats and fuck me I was going to stand for the whole journey) and all of a sudden Matt got a picture message through Bluetooth of this chick (who was sitting up the train). We decided to Bluejack people with the message "HI" to who we sent a man with a 6130i about 10 times. He looked like he was getting well pissed off. He was an old fag with no hair!

We arrived at Waterloo and met Sam and there we all were on the Northern Line, going to Kentish Town! CHAV CENTRAL as Matt said. There was this Chav who was wearing a scarf around his face WTF!!!

There we all were at Kentish Town, getting a Thameslink to Elstree and Borehamwood. We arrived at Elstree and didn't know where the hell to go, so I asked a train woman and she sent us in the wrong direction. We eventually found the Elstree TV Studios behind a Tescos!

We had to queue and then were let in to the complex. We walked right past the Big Brother house - it was soooo small! We eventually were led to the studio - a big arena type place with a padded circle in the middle.

One of the audience managers asked if we wanted to go to the cage (which was next to where the wrestlers came in). At first she would only let me and Sam go, but after a bit of persuading she let us all go. OH MAH GAWD. There was this fit ginger there! Sam kept trying to take the piss out of me to impress her HOW BOUT EFFING NO!

As I'm not allowed to talk about fights, I will give you a guess.

On the recording, they did entrances and there were 2 bouts. The entrances were for "a female animal" and "a card game". When "a fire breather" came in there were flame pyros which were bloody hot!. "pussy man" got hurt in a fight!

They had Cirque du Soleil who did this sheet thing from the ceiling at it was a bloody waste of time. It looked shit. It lasted for 15 seconds and then "give them a round of applause!

Now for the Celebs we managed to do a Lansdell "orite mate" to with their reactions:

- The Legend - who replied with a wink and a smile
- Leilani - who just smiled
- Emma B - who smiled (FIT)
- Victoria Silvsteadt (MEGA FIT) - who smile and blew a kiss at me and not Matt or Sam so there!
- Oliver (random) - winked
- Kate Thornton (FIT) - who looked and smiled
- DLO - who peaced signed at us!
- Michelle - gave us a your a perv smile!
- Jenny - waved and smiled
- Jeff - smiled, bluntly!

When the audience warmer upper or whatchemetcallhim was chattin about the Cirque du Soleil birds coming down the sheets, he said that they worked in clubs and they did that into peoples bedrooms. We yelled "Too close to home, eh" the bloke goes back "And this is the face that cares"! Look at them lot in the corner - there like queens.

Before we went, we had to do some "Bring it On chants". A camera was right next to me, filming us when we were chanting, looking at the foam hand as well.

A great day, and to round it off, we saw an Arriva bus being towed away and then it touched the ground and sparked!


YAY - I was on 96.4 The Eagle

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So at Bloody Sainsburys tonight I got put out on Trolleys. I took my phone with its headset so I could listen to the Radio. As Radio 1 had nothing good on, I listened to The Eagle. It was there Interactive hour asking you to call in with you requests. I called up and asked for Uniting Nations - Out of Touch. They had just played this. They said they could put Fat Boy Slim on for me and I said OK. They said they would call me back in a few minutes.

So I'm separating trolleys and the call arrives. They said they are playing Fat Boy Slim - The Joker. They asked me to record a message to play. I said "Hi It's James from Loxwood, I'd like to say hi to my mates Ollie, Chris and Matt and could you play Fat Boy Slim - The Joker - cheers" they hung up. About 20mins (and a few trolley loads later) my message and song comes on! How cool is that!?



I have emailed the relevant fields from Charlton regarding a possible Valley Express service from Horsham through Crawley on Matchdays to The Valley. I think this could be a success as I see many fans travelling to the Valley on a Matchday up the M23, leave a comment if you would be interested!


Football - Love it or Hate it

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At the moment I am in a Love/Hate relationship with Charlton at the moment. FFS We are 8th in the league with a game in hand against Spurs. BUT we could have still been in the FA cup on our way to Cardiff. With the Valley Express and the expansions of the ground - you can see this club is going forward big time. But as we are so typical, we have a weeks break and then screw up against Leicster. I know it was nearly a week ago that we got knocked out, but I'm still so gutted over it. We wopuld have had Burnley/Blackburn in the next round if we had got through. Possible easy route to semis. Listening to Radio 1 this morning I heard 'Out of Touch' by Uniting Nations. This was the song I heard in the ground before the match vs Palarse at Shithurst Park. We won in the last minute through a goal by Dennis Rommedahl. It was an amazing match. That started our run in the premiership. Around this time of year, we start to go downhill and go down in places. I know we could get into Europe if we just concentrate.

SO COME ON YOU REDS!


Snow!

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So I was playing Pro Evo 4 last night look out the window "Fucking Hell Its Snowing" Mum had a right go at me!! It settled for a bit, I woke up this morning and it had snowed during the night and settled more. During College it all melted. The bus back home had Bobo Driving it. Lol it snowed then. At work it snowed so when I came out it was covered. It just keeps snowing!!


Phones r confusing!

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Im looking around to what I could update my mobile with? The ijam (T-Mobile MDA) looks really cool! Or the D500, or the Nokia 6630!

ARGGGH


Bloody Charlton

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So on Saturday Charlton were put out of the cup by Leicster City. When they scored the winner - I looked at Joel, Chris and Matt, and you can read there faces to what they thought. Matty Holland applauded the fans after and you could see the state of disbelief on the Captains Face. Shaking his head as he walked off.

We played absolutely shit. We did score after they had put themselves ahead - from a pretty good goal from Shaun Bartlett. Then, just as we were pissed off enough to have a replay, Dion Dublin scores the winner for them, from a header in the 90th Min. I said to Joel, I bet that they score. They Did! near enough to the cup and they win. 3 mins of added time was not enough.

Thinking about it today, and also bumping into my PT at fitness first Graham (who supports Palace) he said I must have been gutted. And thinking back I am totally. Rochale rnd 3, Yeovil rnd 4, Leicster rnd 5 and after the draw today Burnley or Blackburn 1/4 finals, it has left me thinking at what we have thrown away in our centenery year. We probably will never have an easier chance!

As the title says BLOODY CHARLTON


Nicola the Slave Driver "Can I have a Pay Rise"

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Nicola "can I have a pay rise" at work has been given the job to be in charge of us on a Sunday night. And what a slave driver she is! :P You cant have 1 minute to yourself. I was talking to Tom, "Busy, James", talking to Marcus "Busy, James"

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Although she thinks I do, I don't hate her really, shes a sweetheart! (with horns!)


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