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Faye at the Station's Toyboy! Yep thats me!
Published Thursday, December 01, 2005 by JamesBB2.
So as me and Matt are waiting for the train to Guildford at Waterloo and we hear this fit gal arguing on the phone to her boyfriend saying hes a prick etc. So she looks at us and I ask her whats wrong! She says that her EX is a prick because he has been seeing someone behind her back for 2 years. I say to Matt on the sly should I comfort her, he laughed. So I said come here and she welcomed my arms and we embraced! Awww! Matt is smiling by the side with his cookies in his hand. She takes a puff of my fag and continues to embrace me! :D So I ask her name, which was Faye, I told her mine and she said Hi James with a kiss on the lips! WOW! She is hot! She was really hugging up to me, despite her being drunk. She said she wasnt in the mood for pulling or nething, damn! She said to me if I was a bit older I could have had some experience for her! DAMNIT! Ahh well. Moving her head closer to me to see what my headphones were blaring out, it was worth a try! Despite this, she was a bit of a laugh though when we told her we had been to see Charlton and she said she knew Clive Mendonca, blatently didn't though!! Her train arrived, another hug (despite her hardly letting go of me!) and a kiss on the lips and she was gone, to Epsom, in the dark of night! What a player this JimBob is!!!!
From Brighton to Birmingham!
Published Sunday, November 27, 2005 by JamesBB2.
Yes, so round Chris' last night, Derek had the wacky idea to all go to Brighton, AT 0130am! And we foolishly agreed, despite having to wake up at 0700am to leave for Birmingham for the Villa V Charlton match. So we ended up leaving and calling in VIA Tescos to get some booze! I tried but got asked for ID, but then Derek went and got some. And our trip continued! Listening to the crazy song "I'm a wanker" on the way we arrived and parked up. Lots of pissheads everywhere! Derek was dancing along the seafront, we told a drunk man to piss off and we also saw a fight outside the club. BOOSH went the doors of the fire exit to which 2 drunken brawlers came spilling out of! So we made our way back using Dereks cool SatNav system. And here came the 1hr30min sleep!
Up at 0700am and Josh's dad picked us up to go to Guildford station. We had to change twice and I tell ya what (as mouse would say) DO NOT DRINK STELLA AT 8AM!!! It is rank! So we got to Victoria, Chris added another sliding location to his list (first of the day), bought a famous Indian Triple and boarded the Megabus! What fun! Listening to music and chatting brought us up to Birmingham. I txted in to the local radio station BRMB saying us lot were in town and the DJ read it out! Quality! We got a Maccy D's for lunch in Gula Nation then boarded the Train to Witton (Villas ground). It was a good match but we lost 1-0 :( We went back to Birmingham central and went to The Bullring shopping centre - proper quality. A number of things Chris did. He went into a crystal shop asking for Haribo, he did another slide across the shopping centre, he asked people if they liked Opeth, tripped over my foot in phones for you, but there is even more to come!
We had a subway and ate it in Starbucks and then got told to go by the Manager. Chris then said to him "YOUR MANAGER IS BARNEY". We eventually decided to go back to the Megabus (a London Bus with no toilet :@) via a Gula newsagents. On the bus Chris was bursting for a piss and the driver wouldn't stop. So he pissed in a bottle! Oh my god I havent laughed so much in ages. He then kept it in his bag!
When we arrived at Victoria, Chris did another slide but this time went straight into a gula. She then came over and talked in Suxtion cup lingo to him. So effing funny, even the man from Burger King laughed!
And that was that, what a crazy 24 hours!
Up at 0700am and Josh's dad picked us up to go to Guildford station. We had to change twice and I tell ya what (as mouse would say) DO NOT DRINK STELLA AT 8AM!!! It is rank! So we got to Victoria, Chris added another sliding location to his list (first of the day), bought a famous Indian Triple and boarded the Megabus! What fun! Listening to music and chatting brought us up to Birmingham. I txted in to the local radio station BRMB saying us lot were in town and the DJ read it out! Quality! We got a Maccy D's for lunch in Gula Nation then boarded the Train to Witton (Villas ground). It was a good match but we lost 1-0 :( We went back to Birmingham central and went to The Bullring shopping centre - proper quality. A number of things Chris did. He went into a crystal shop asking for Haribo, he did another slide across the shopping centre, he asked people if they liked Opeth, tripped over my foot in phones for you, but there is even more to come!
We had a subway and ate it in Starbucks and then got told to go by the Manager. Chris then said to him "YOUR MANAGER IS BARNEY". We eventually decided to go back to the Megabus (a London Bus with no toilet :@) via a Gula newsagents. On the bus Chris was bursting for a piss and the driver wouldn't stop. So he pissed in a bottle! Oh my god I havent laughed so much in ages. He then kept it in his bag!
When we arrived at Victoria, Chris did another slide but this time went straight into a gula. She then came over and talked in Suxtion cup lingo to him. So effing funny, even the man from Burger King laughed!
And that was that, what a crazy 24 hours!
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