More bloody rail works meant we had to get another bloody bus from Godalming Station. At Witley, the whole of the China Embassy was there to see these Chinese on the bus off to pompey. There all waving, so I had to swear at them! LOL

So we were on the train from Haselmere going to Portsmouth Harbour, and me and Matt got bored so we started playing Dragnostei Din Tei (Numa Numa) on the train. I put it next to the guy infront's ear, and he turned around getting all pissed off! It was well funny!

- Day 1 -

As usual, something you look forward to for ages, in this case – October, is over in a flash. A group of business studies students including my mates Matt and Adam and my new mates Chris, Mike, Jack, SJ and Lisa, went to Disneyland Paris for Business Live! conferences.

We departed on Sunday 6th from GC to Waterloo on the bus, bloody Mother’s Day traffic held us up! Idiots! Eventually when we arrived at the station, we had to wait around for ages, and I met up with Adam who got the train.

We got on the special Disneyland Paris train. When we got on the platform, a bloke was offering us free boxes of mints. Not small ones, huge ones filled with loads of small boxes. Adam picked up 3!

The train journey was quite fast, seemed to take ages getting to the tunnel, but after listening to ipods, chatting to mates and finally listening to French radio, we arrived at Disney.

We had to queue for ages to get a bus to our hotel –The Hotel Cheyenne. It was a Wild West themed hotel. We (me, Adam and Matt) eventually got given room 1643. Adam’s mates SJ and Lisa came along with us to Disney Village – the place of entertainment in the resort. As we wanted to spare the money, we ate in Maccy D’s for dinner where I had this weird cheese burger thing – something Chris named the Jizz burger due to the picture on the internet!



We had a walk and eventually went to have drink in King Ludwig’s Castle restaurant/bar. Adam had this huge glass of lager, the girls had wine and Matt and I had a Monaco (Lager, Grenadine and Sprite) – it was quite nice! LOL! On the receipt, as the girls had ordered chips, it had come up with “1 Ass Frites” for some reason! LOL!




We headed back to the hotel by walking the long way – nice walk though, chatted for ages during the night and fell asleep.

- Day 2 –

Thank god we didn’t have to wake up for the original breakfast at 7:00am. We had breakie at 8:30. I was the first up and dressed in our room!

Breakie was just crossants and cheese! We came back and then had to get the bus to the park to go to the conferences. The bloke presenting it was Pierre Yves Gerbeaux who was the MD of Millennium Dome and also Disney. They were very boring talks, except the marketing speech. I was listening to NRJ radio on my phone! The last talk was done by a man who looked like a walrus!!LOL!

We then were free to go round the park, so after going back to the hotel to pick up our camera’s we went on Star Tours, which was pretty poor. We then got the train to Indiana Jones ride – well good, loops and all sorts! Amazing – and there was no queue! We must have gone on at least 3 times. Adam kept on touching the Disney characters asses! LOL!



Had some shitty pizza for lunch – absolutely rank and no way worth €7.90!

We went on Big Thunder Mountain twice, once with a fast pass, and second by jumping the queue, because Adam blagged us past the queue! It was soo cool! I got a ride photo!

Going around on the park train was a bit lame, but we did see sheep shagging which was well funny! I think I need to complain to the staff at Disney about the disgusting sexual nature going on in the park! Also, as McDonalds sponsor Frontierland Station, there was a farm there with all of these retarded legless chickens, this is obviously the ones who didn't make the grade, and not to mention again, the shagging sheep!

Finally we decided to go to Rock and Roller Coaster, in the Walt Disney Studios park, which was absolutely amazing! It was the best. It shoots you so fast through a tunnel and then loadsa loops! 2 times was enough!

As it was getting dark, we went back to the main park and Matt and I went on the spinning cups, always a laugh!

As we had enough, we got the bus back to the hotel and got ready to go out. We went out with the girls again, but Mike, Chris and Jack joined us. We had a right laugh. I had a nice steak for dinner. The rest just got absolutely pissed. We had a well safe waiter, as the group upstairs were kicked out, we were a bit loud, but the waiter was being bare safe letting us stay! Me, Mike and Matt were still sober at the end, so we had to carry Lisa back to the hotel, as she was sooo pissed!! It was a struggle but she lost her handbag on the way back.



Matt and I took the bus back to the village to look for her handbag, but with no luck. The pervy French manager in Ludwig and Mickey Cafe said I could look in the female toilets, I said I'm a man and they both shrugged their shoulders - bloody pervs! So we came back and chatted to Mike for a bit.

When I went back to my room, SJ came in and talked to us for a couple of hours! I was shitting myself when I walked back to her room with her because if a teacher caught me I would be stuck for words. No, I wasn’t going to do anything naughty, she was worried her card wouldn’t work!

We ended up just falling asleep after this, Shattered!

- Day 3 -

After the events of last night, waking up at 7:50 was not ideal, but it was neccessary. First thing I heard was Lisa banging on our door, because she had realised she had lost her handbag! I felt well bad but explained to her I had looked for it!

We went to breakfast and had the amazing meal of cheese and ham with crossants! We had to leave the room and pack up, dumped our bags. Matt thought he had lost his camera but found it when the gulu gulu housekeeper gave it to him!

As Lisa had lost her bag with her park pass we had to try and get her a new one for free - something which Adam managed! We (Mike, Chris, Jack, Lisa, SJ, Matt, Adam and Me!) went into Disneyland Park and went on Indiana Jones 3 times and it was still as amazing as ever! After, Adam blagged us through the Fastpass queue without tickets because we couldn't be assed to wait 25 mins! This was a right laugh as well.



We all then went on Pirates of the Carribean, which was shit, but REALLY GOOD SHIT! Just like a water ride! Back to Walt Disney Studios park, after getting another ticket because Matt lost his inside the park! Lisa was greeted with Chip giving her a huge hug - one of the characters in the park!

We went on The Aerosmith Rock and Roller coaster twice, and my god it was fucking amazing! I love that ride! I got a ride photo! Lol, something dead funny happened when we entered the ride. As there was no queue, Matt ducked under the queue lines (while the rest of us walked round) and got told by a member of staff to go back round. By this time there were people there already. We thought Matt would push back to us in the queue, but he didn't. We thought he would wait for us outside, but instead we see him waving at us, waiting for the carriage behind us, as we pull out of the station! LOL

We made our way back to the hotel, via McDonalds for lunch, where I had McNuggets but Chris couldn't stop laughing at the picture of the "Jizz" cheese burger! It was well funny! we collected our bags, got on the bus to the Eurostar Station (after barking at the woman driver and putting up with the rank smell of sum rank person MAYBE IT WAS BOBO "got a fastpass there?"!!!)

Train journey was quite quick cos chatting to peeps passes time. Spent most of the England Journey speaking to Chris, SJ, Lisa and Jack in the canteen! LOL Baby sign man is going to be shagging fire exit man soon!

At Waterloo, the stacks of mints were still there, so I picked up a box of them, to go with all the others I had! The bus journey was easy on the way home and we all decided I should enter the next X-Factor as Barry White! LOL!

What a trip, just hope business or the ICT department will do it next year! Imagine Millers flab on Aerosmith or Mazda and His ho getting pissed!

Until Then

Peace out!

So I'm off with the business department to Disneyland Paris today! Can't wait, its gonna be hench! :D