So all Holidays have to come to and end, and unfortunately this great holiday to San Sebastian, North Spain was like all others.

So after watching Summerslam around Matteos house on Sunday night, we woke up very excited on the Monday morning, and had a little wait for the Taxi to Heathrow Airport. In the pouring rain we arrived, and checked in. Noobvision was out (the camera to film noobs) and myself and Matteo were filming random noobs! When going through security we were having a laugh saying how we wouldn't like to be bodysearched by the guard and then they asked me to take my belt off and put it through, I said why, the grumpy woman said that I had a problem with the guy bodysearching me so they didnt want me to have to be searched. Noob. Then when I showed my passport, I said to her, "Gawd, they made me strip" she laughed. Matteo also asked if he could buy a conveyor belt, to which the security woman didn't find grumpy. Bloody noobs! So on from the grumpyness and now time for the Shalalalala dance to the gate, en route of getting some magazines from WH Smith. Gawd I love just browsing around the terminal, seeing everyone going on Holiday, now it was our turn.

Gate 4 it was for Iberia Flight 4121 to Bilbao, Spain. Matteo got told by some "Tit" to hurry up at the gate, what a twat. Unfortunately for us, we were split apart, but luckily a family shuffled around so we could sit next to each other, with the aisle in the way. The flight went very quickly and we indulged in Iberia sandwiches, yum yum yum FAKE SALAMI! WTF! The tit kept making wierd faces at us. it was really funny when they gave out special olympics envalopes!

So we arrived at Bilbao, pissed around on the trolleys, in the car park and made our way to San Sebastian, the Hotel Niza - which took us ages to find! Oh well!

We found it in the end, and had a nice room - 26 big and spacious. We all then went out to get some food, in a burger bar called Ve Bene, really nice food. Afterwards we went to Bar Zm for a drink, the town was deserted so we headed back to the hotel, for bed!

Tuesday morning came, and after a wonderful selection of Iberico Ham, Cheese, Chorizo and Salami, myself and Matteo got the bus up to Real Sociadad's stadium. At the time, the "Special" Games were on for Masters of athletics - basically old people. We think you had to have a pass to get in, but we didnt so just walked past security. It may have helped that I was wearing a Brazil shirt! LOL! It was funny watching old people run, quality. We then got on the Eusko Tren, well Disco Train and got lost 3 or 4 times! Was very very funny!

After finding our way back eventually, we had some pinchas and GULAS for lunch in a nice bar near the Cathedral! It was good. We decided to hire bikes from BICI rent (lol) and go for a cycle. It was quite expensive but worth it. While cycling around we saw a Palace fan. I had to take the piss. SO I said "Heyyyy Crystal Palace" He obviously thought I was a fan until I said "Charlton, we beat you and sent you down, HAHAHAHA" to which he put his midle finger up! Then I started a rendition of Shalalalalala! Classic, also everyone was looking at me! We had a pizza hut that night which was rank lol! We also cycled all the way to the other end of town to the english bar Wimbledon, but there was no on who spoke english! DOH! Still there was a very hot chica that we went past!

We ended up going to the Zm bar again which was wicked! A live DJ was there playing some amazing tunes, and it was packed with people. A lot of sexy girls. Got a dance from a few of them, especially a chica in a nice cap - hot or what! Matt and I ended up going to a couple more bars getting a drink because they were like begging us to come in! We got lost in the old section of the town so I had to ask this guy for directions. His name was Urqua and he took us all the way back to the hotel! We bought him a drink! What a nice guy! He shook our hand and gave us a hug when he left! Bare Safe! We ended up being back at the room at about 03:30!

Wednesday was great weather wise. The best day we had there! Nice breakie again! We were going to go bodyboarding but the waves were too violent, so we lost our money :(. Instead, We had a lazy morning walking around, and had lunch in a very nice bar called La Perla, on the Playa de la Concha - Excellent food. After this we went on the beach on Titita watch! Very nice topless chicas and clothed ones just lying around! It was excellent! We went for a swim in the waves, this was great! We had a drink in the bar, and on TV they had these wierdos setting a Eagle on fire! WTF! We asked the very sexy receptionist where was the best place to go party, she said the Bataplan was good, which was just outside the hotel! In the evening we ate in the hotel's Italian restaurant, which was ok. We waited outside for Mopedio and her friend - some sexy chicas eating at the bar. Sad I know but the sight was worth it. Then off we go to the Zm bar again, but that was empty. When we waited outside, this Gula Gula came out and said "Gula Gula Cigaretto", all I could see was Matteo laughing in the corner of my eye, I tried not to laugh! After this gulaness, we tried to get into Bataplan without any luck cos of a stupid Arab bouncer, had a drink on their terrace bar and then went to bed! Bloody noobs! I then was shouting at this sexy chica on the street from the balcony and she gave me her number. We both thought it was fake because of the amount of 7's in the number, but it was real! She sounded so sexy! Also there were these drunk people that just kept singing to us from the balcony! I really didnt know what to think lol!

Thursday had OK weather. We went on the special train around the town! LOL! What a waste of time that was. We had a burger in the Va Bene bar again which was very nice!
In the evening we were hungry so went out early to eat. We ate in the bar where we had lunch on tuesday, it was nice! On the way to Zm, we saw Urqua and his very hot Chica, I couldn't really understand them but they were nice to us, shaking hand! Zm bar was empty again, so we ended up going to Bataplan and having a drink on the Terrace. Saw Urqua again on the way to Bataplan! But the bouncer was the Arab man and he didn't notice us going in because he was chatting a girl up. So we had a beer and on the way out he saw us and I felt sooo good thinking about how shit his security is. We then had a drink in the Irish Bar opposite our hotel, which was good! A nice pint of Guinness! Went to bed again! Very tired!

Friday was the night everyone said was lively in San Sebastian, and they did not disappoint. We went on the 2 tourist bus routes today, which were very good. The first route was the Blue one which was excellent! We got to see a lot of the city which we would have never seen. We ate in the La Perla beach bar for lunch which was nice again! Then we got on the red bus route. I love doing the tourist buses sometimes! We went back to the hotel for a drink and to get ready for dinner. Again we ate in the Italian restaurant! We stayed in the room for a bit and then went to the Zm bar, this time was packed! We danced the night away with some very sexy chicas, and one mental lady! The songs were great - Life Is Life, Cotton Eyed Joe, Flashdance, Amore, La Tortura, Numa Numa (YAY), Follow the Leader, Gold, Spanish Eurovision Song! LOL, Boom Boom Boom Boom and loads of spanish tunes! But unfortunately, they did not play Suavemente - I was really determined to hear it before we went home! I loved the atmosphere, it was amazing! Also, the barman knew what I wanted all the time, so every time I went up to the bar, he pointed at the Cerveza pump and thumbs up and two were ready! Easssy! Although I didn't want to go, we left at around 05:30 and got a cab back cos it was pissing down with rain! And then went straight to bed!

So our final breakfast in the hotel was nice! And it was basically a nice day. We had a wander around the town, had a nice meal in Va Bene again, chilled in our room, had a couple of nice drinks in the bar. In the evening we had dinner in the Italian restaurant which was again OK. The spanish football league started tonight, so we watched a bit of it in our room, then went to a pub (we got a taxi there). On the way out, the sexy barmaid and sexy receptionist said Goodbye to us in English, then giggled! It is obviously because I am sooo sexy! The were bare fit! So we went to the pub to watch the end of the Bilbao vs Real Sociadad which was a local derby. Bilbao won 3-0. We then went to Zm bar, which was full again, full of chicas including this really hot bride, but we didn't dance with any chicas tonight! Crazy nut woman was there! AHHHHH! The atmosphere was great again. And YES it came on, randomly "Suavemente, Besame" YAHHHHH! Great great great! We stayed til 05:00 again and left singing Suavemente and Life is Life, Na NA NA NA NA! ON the way back we walked along the Playa de la Concha, and I noticed a pile of clothes, but as I walked past the sea, I saw a heavenly sight! Two very sexy girls, topless with thongs on running out of the water! I said hola and they smiled at me, that was a very very very very nice sight! Perfect tititas to end the holiday! We ended up sitting on the beach till around 06:00am and then headed back to the room to finish packing. We had to leave the hotel at 07:00am. So we had stayed up all night! I went down to reception and got a bottle of water and a newspaper to read while I was waiting. And that was it, Hotel Niza Pizza Kiva no more! we left for Bilbao.

I slept on the way to the airport and next thing I know we are in a car park in Bilbao airport with some Spanish lady talking very loudly to Matt's dad! LOL well funny!

So we got a drink in the bar, some sweets in the shop, and we were on the plane Iberia IB4120 to London Heathrow. The airport was small, on the way back I had a window seat, which was very nice! I slept the majority, but when we approached London, I woke to view amazing sights on a clear sunny day like Wembley, Twickenham, Millennium Dome, (didn't see the Valley :() then we landed, into London Heathrow. The Iberia flight was over, not bad overall, a good airline. I was slagging off Homebase when we were waiting to depart the plane saying shop at B and Q etc got they are better, to which I got a few laughs from people! A quick journey through customs and getting our luggage, then I was onto the tube to meet mum and dad on a wonderful day.

Shame it is over! But what a great Holiday!