So Graham was a fag and didn't go on Wednesday, so I got some tickets for Saturday's final show of the series Celebrity Wrestling. I ended up going with Sam and Matt.
So here we all were, on the train, going to London. Me and Matt were just sitting (in First Class, cos there were no seats and fuck me I was going to stand for the whole journey) and all of a sudden Matt got a picture message through Bluetooth of this chick (who was sitting up the train). We decided to Bluejack people with the message "HI" to who we sent a man with a 6130i about 10 times. He looked like he was getting well pissed off. He was an old fag with no hair!
We arrived at Waterloo and met Sam and there we all were on the Northern Line, going to Kentish Town! CHAV CENTRAL as Matt said. There was this Chav who was wearing a scarf around his face WTF!!!
There we all were at Kentish Town, getting a Thameslink to Elstree and Borehamwood. We arrived at Elstree and didn't know where the hell to go, so I asked a train woman and she sent us in the wrong direction. We eventually found the Elstree TV Studios behind a Tescos!
We had to queue and then were let in to the complex. We walked right past the Big Brother house - it was soooo small! We eventually were led to the studio - a big arena type place with a padded circle in the middle.
One of the audience managers asked if we wanted to go to the cage (which was next to where the wrestlers came in). At first she would only let me and Sam go, but after a bit of persuading she let us all go. OH MAH GAWD. There was this fit ginger there! Sam kept trying to take the piss out of me to impress her HOW BOUT EFFING NO!
As I'm not allowed to talk about fights, I will give you a guess.
On the recording, they did entrances and there were 2 bouts. The entrances were for "a female animal" and "a card game". When "a fire breather" came in there were flame pyros which were bloody hot!. "pussy man" got hurt in a fight!
They had Cirque du Soleil who did this sheet thing from the ceiling at it was a bloody waste of time. It looked shit. It lasted for 15 seconds and then "give them a round of applause!
Now for the Celebs we managed to do a Lansdell "orite mate" to with their reactions:
- The Legend - who replied with a wink and a smile
- Leilani - who just smiled
- Emma B - who smiled (FIT)
- Victoria Silvsteadt (MEGA FIT) - who smile and blew a kiss at me and not Matt or Sam so there!
- Oliver (random) - winked
- Kate Thornton (FIT) - who looked and smiled
- DLO - who peaced signed at us!
- Michelle - gave us a your a perv smile!
- Jenny - waved and smiled
- Jeff - smiled, bluntly!
When the audience warmer upper or whatchemetcallhim was chattin about the Cirque du Soleil birds coming down the sheets, he said that they worked in clubs and they did that into peoples bedrooms. We yelled "Too close to home, eh" the bloke goes back "And this is the face that cares"! Look at them lot in the corner - there like queens.
Before we went, we had to do some "Bring it On chants". A camera was right next to me, filming us when we were chanting, looking at the foam hand as well.
A great day, and to round it off, we saw an Arriva bus being towed away and then it touched the ground and sparked!
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