Effing funniest night ever last night!
Published Saturday, November 12, 2005 by JamesBB2 | E-mail this post
So last night was the funniest ever. Getting the Barry with Josh, he pissed off Sophia by going all the way to her house. We then went back to Josh's. Chris and Matt arrived. We popped over to Kalpesh to get some "White Magic" Cider for him (it tasted like piss!!!!!!) Then we boarded the 53 to Guildford and then the 100 to spectrum. A game of bowling with Chris drunk is quality! After the bowling, I owned Josh's ass on Dance Dance game at the bowling alley! Quality that was! We got 100 back to bus station and had just missed one 53 bus bac to Wonersh. We went to the taxi rank and managed to get one back to Wonersh Park where Sophia lived. The taxi bloke was a legend. He was telling us about the asian drivers that rip people off because we told him about the one who tried to charge us £15 to go to Debenhams in Guildford after the freshers ball. He said he got suspended for smacking one and also told us a quality joke! We got to Sophia's and had a right laugh! We had a GOOD Smoke! She said that when the phone rings we need to be quiet, but just as the phone rings, we turn the TV on and a programme says "are you gonna rape me?". Cos of the infamou web pic, we all burst out laughing, especially Chris! After that Chris decided to find Kalpesh's house, we are in her office and see him run down the drive. Matt followed him and then brought him back, he did it again, this time for Josh to retriece him, but the third time we left him. We left her house and decided to piss in the empty White Magic bottle. Then I said lets make Chris drink it! When we found him we gave him the Cider! He spat it out and we couldn't stop laughing. Cos he was so drunk Matt told him what it was and he didn't believe it. Then Chris decided to shout "Fucking Rich C**ts" at loads of the houses!
We got home and he was thirsty! So we got him a coke with some added yellow salt, ala me! He drunk it and said it tasted really nice! HAHAHAH!
What a classic night, one to remember for years!
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